I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You can't just leave with hair like that
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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