Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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