I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I want her autograph on my taint
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
