I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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