i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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