Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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