I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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