can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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