if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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