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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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