Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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