I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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