He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude i'm inner monologue high
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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