New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He better not be in your backpack
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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