I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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