I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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