When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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