You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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