pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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