Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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