STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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