Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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