Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize