You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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