How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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