you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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