Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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