do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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