Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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