can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
