it was like eating out sand paper
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Hippo gnu deer
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Randomize