can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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