when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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