clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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