We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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