call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
