How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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