I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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