We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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