How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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