You work out of a Hotel?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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