he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Dick very happy bro
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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