just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There's even glitter on my cock...
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