Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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