So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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