Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
How external is "for external use only"?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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