Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Randomize