i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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