Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
A bitchslap is in order.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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