i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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