Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I love having hate sex.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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