Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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