sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize