Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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